Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank by Celia Rivenbark

An Erma dipped in corn-bread batter, wrapped in collard greens, and drawling that she was speeding because 'my uterus told me to.' '-'TheTennessean' 'A hoot and a holler.''-Boston Herald' 'I laughed so hard reading this book, I began snorting in an unbecoming fashion.' -Haven Kimmel, author of 'A Girl Named Zippy', 'This is a hilarious read, perhaps best enjoyed while eating Krispy Kremes with a few girlfriends.' - Publishers Weekly 'She kills in the ''Kids'' and ''Southern-Style Silliness'' sections, putting the fear of Mickey into anyone planning a trip to Disney World.' - Entertainment Weekly Praise for Celia Rivenbark and We're Just Like You, Only Prettier 'Will give you a case of the giggles.' - New York Daily News 'Warm, witty, and wise, rather like reading dispatches from a friend who uses e-mail but still writes letters, in ink, on good paper.' -St. Petersburg Times' 'Even diehard Yankees will appreciate this wickedly funny collection.'' ' '-Dallas Morning News' 'North Carolina doesn't have a post for a 'humorist laureate, ' but it should invent one and install Celia Rivenbark.' -'-Greensboro News & Record' 'I thought I was Southern until I read Celia Rivenbark's book.What a funny, smart, and irreverent writer she is!' -Lee Smith, author of 'The Last Girls' 'Laugh-out-loud funny.''-Cleveland Plain Dealer' 'A collection of essays by a woman working in her element.Rivenbark writes with that breezy, irreverent allure that makes so many of these belles legendary.''-Blue Ridge Business Journal' 'An edgy Erma.

Praise for Celia Rivenbark and 'We're Just Like You, Only Prettier' 'Will give you a case of the giggles.' -'New York Daily News' 'Warm, witty, and wise, rather like reading dispatches from a friend who uses e-mail but still writes letters, in ink, on good paper.'' ' '-St.

Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank by Celia Rivenbark